The Mikie Show

Time

May 07, 2013

We’re taking it and putting it on the shelf for a little while. Yes, a little time off does a person good. We’ll be back in June with a new show. We’ll see you then!

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World’s Earliest Known Coffee Maker Found!

April 24, 2013

How about that! Recently discovered in the basement of a suburban split-level near Buffalo, collecting dust all these years!

No, it’s not really a coffee maker. It’s a klystron, everyone knows they only make tea. But man, wouldn’t it be great if we could make tea and coffee with the same technology? Silly to hope for such wonderful things I guess.

Unless you’re hoping for a new episode of The Mikie Show! That springs eternally on a somewhat regular basis!

Yes, there’s a show in the works that’ll knock your socks off!

Now, you could use a magnetron to do that, but they can be dangerous. So you’ll have to settle for a new show to go barefoot for now!

See you soon, shoeless!

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Potato

April 13, 2013

Ah, the humble potato. Yet, see how it glimmers in the sunshine? It’s smooth curves silhouetted by the soft glow of Mother Earth.

“Excuse me, what’s with the potato?”

Potato? Did I say potato? Sorry, I meant the soft smooth earthy glimmering sunshin-y glow of a new episode of The Mikie Show! Yes, all you have to do is click the aura-like description in the third sentence and you’ll go to a place where vegetables don’t matter, at all!

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Alien Gum-Ball Corralled By NASA!

March 29, 2013

In what must be a first, NASA has used a “space net” to reel in this massive gum-ball thought to have wandered here from some alien civilization. Scientists are still analyzing the flavor. Lead researcher Stu Varnish says “It has a bit of licorice in it and perhaps a tinge of peach.”

Wow, that’s so not true.

That’s obviously some sort of silver bonbon. I mean, really, a gum-ball? Sheesh, I wasn’t born yesterday, I know a bonbon when I see one.

Speaking of knowing stuff. Did you know that The Mikie Show now has listeners in fifty-one countries? Yep, it’s true.

And they all love bonbons, so there!

Thanks so much to you all for your support!

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News From The Hilltop

March 22, 2013

We’ve finally turned sixty! But we’re not over the hill, no, we’re on top, gazing at all the wondrous work of Mother Nature before us. The grasses, the trees, the chipmunks, the gnats! Good job! Except for the gnats!

Okay, the gnats are probably good for something.

I know, we left off a lot on the list of works above. Or is that above works? I say above works for me.

Speaking of works that are above, we have news about one of the truly top-notch works up there: A new episode of The Mikie Show! That’s right, episode sixty is on the wing! Just click the encouraging phrase in this post to fly along!

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You Are Getting Sleepy

March 15, 2013

That’s it, keep staring. See the wheels rotating? That’s good. Now empty your mind… hold it, wake up! I don’t want you to trip over something.

You see, we know how easy it is to doze off between episodes out of boredom, sadness and despair. “Where’s my new Mikie Show (sob, sob)?

We agree, life without The Mikie Show is not very entertaining. Okay, it’s probably entertaining at times but that huge void of right brain joy is hard to cope with, we understand!

Don’t worry, a new show is in the works and will be posted next week. So only a few more days wait.

Then all your voids will be filled!

Um, I’m not sure that came out right.

We’ll see you then!

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