Alien Gum-Ball Corralled By NASA!

March 29, 2013

Echo-IIIn what must be a first, NASA has used a “space net” to reel in this massive gum-ball thought to have wandered here from some alien civilization. Scientists are still analyzing the flavor. Lead researcher Stu Varnish says “It has a bit of licorice in it and perhaps a tinge of peach.”

Wow, that’s so not true.

That’s obviously some sort of silver bonbon. I mean, really, a gum-ball? Sheesh, I wasn’t born yesterday, I know a bonbon when I see one.

Speaking of knowing stuff. Did you know that The Mikie Show now has listeners in fifty-one countries? Yep, it’s true.

And they all love bonbons, so there!

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