February 9, 2012
Company spokespersons have been unable to explain the poor sales figures for their new “pointy” line of fruit snacks. Consumers seem most concerned with the thorny-slimy texture experienced in every bite.
But, you know what? There’s no thorny-slimy anything in what you’re about to experience. Is this a long way to go for a joke? You bet! But no distance is too far for us, as long as when we get there, you get to experience the finest in top-notch entertainment! That’s right, just click the most fulfilling phrase in the previous sentence and bite in to a new episode of The Mikie Show, thorny free!
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