New “Spiny Fruit Snacks” Post Dismal Sales

February 9, 2012

Company spokespersons have been unable to explain the poor sales figures for their new “pointy” line of fruit snacks. Consumers seem most concerned with the thorny-slimy texture experienced in every bite.

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